By popular demand

My fans have been clamouring for signed photographs. Yesterday, I was snapped hard at work, covering for SWCTCO who was supposed to be writing but was in fact skiving.

Anyway, my portrait soon made it into a dozen different editions of the Twitter newspaper known as Paper.li and before I knew it I was being swamped by the paparazzi and had obsessed fans hammering on the front door. It ruined my afternoon snooze, I can tell you.
 

Today, I told SWCTCO in no uncertain terms I would no longer be exploited as an unpaid intern. Whyever would I settle for that, when clearly a role as cover star of Heat beckons?